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Kevin is a town in Toole County, Montana, United States. The population was 154 at the 2020 census, equal to the 2010 Census population. The town was named after Thomas Kevin, superintendent of the Alberta Railway & Irrigation Company. Locals pronounce Kevin with a long E, like Keevin.
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Marie H. Guise Newcomb (1865–1895) was an American painter. She is known for her paintings of animals.
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